Lmao! You mean to tell me all this time I had credentials to be in the Douchebag club!?
- I drive An Integra (of course)
- I am from New Jersey
- I say Brah & Dawg at least 50x’s a day
- I also own a Civic
- I blare annoying Rap music (you hear me at a minimum of a block away)
- I drive with my seat so far back you’d swear I was sleepin
- I Know definitely my car boosts my Ego
- I regularly check to see if others are checkin my car out
- I raced a minivan today( I counted 6 kids in there, had to beat her to the drive thru window)
- Just yesterday my girl said my cars like a lawn mower (rusty holes in muffler)
I should at least be Douchebag Vice President… Or get a biscuit as a consolation prize