# The say whatever thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-Topic\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023 "2011-02-05T13:43:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kyle10182](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/c57346/32.png) [@kyle10182](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/kyle10182)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/21 "2011-02-07T03:40:58Z")
> [@N FUL FX;2197251](#): > > Home buying sucks when you live in an expensive area, and can’t afford what you want. neil, where in MD are you looking? ---
**Author:** ![armedferret](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@armedferret](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/armedferret)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/22 "2011-02-07T04:38:50Z")
I know, but I’m not telling. :giggle: ---
**Author:** ![kyle10182](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/c57346/32.png) [@kyle10182](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/kyle10182)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/23 "2011-02-08T00:14:00Z")
is it top secret where he’s looking to buy a house? I’d guess columbia ---
**Author:** ![turboteg1.8](https://forum.g2ic.com/user_avatar/forum.g2ic.com/turboteg1.8/32/39_2.png) [@turboteg1.8](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/turboteg1.8)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/24 "2011-02-08T02:57:45Z")
poop ---
**Author:** ![imcnblu](https://forum.g2ic.com/user_avatar/forum.g2ic.com/imcnblu/32/120_2.png) [@imcnblu](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/imcnblu)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/25 "2011-02-08T03:38:40Z")
I walked into the bathroom at work to “liquidate some assets”, only to walk into a wall of stench so vile and raunchy, that it caused me to throw up in the trashcan within 10 seconds of walking in the bathroom. I didn’t have to shit, anymore, after that. ---
**Author:** ![OMG\_Its\_Weasel](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/7ea924/32.png) [@OMG\_Its\_Weasel](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/OMG_Its_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/26 "2011-02-08T04:37:58Z")
[QUOTE=imcnblu;2197653]I walked into the bathroom at work to “liquidate some assets”, only to walk into a wall of stench so vile and raunchy, that it caused me to throw up in the trashcan within 10 seconds of walking in the bathroom. I didn’t have to shit, anymore, after that.[/QUOTE] sorry about that man, the mexican food i had looked like refried sick and i got flatulent… ---
**Author:** ![91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/91_LS)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/27 "2011-02-08T20:54:56Z")
Got a set of rims yesterday. Think ill go out and clean them up. ---
**Author:** ![93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/93teggy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/28 "2011-02-08T23:23:22Z")
just did my taxes…F&$K :gunleft: MARYLAND!!! :bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang: ---
**Author:** ![Romeyo07](https://forum.g2ic.com/user_avatar/forum.g2ic.com/romeyo07/32/42_2.png) [@Romeyo07](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/Romeyo07)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/29 "2011-02-08T23:29:42Z")
Went to see the chiropractor today. My back made sounds that should only come from bubble wrap. ---
**Author:** ![91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/91_LS)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/30 "2011-02-08T23:30:12Z")
Ill be back,need to take a piss. ---
**Author:** ![BLKGSRDA9](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@BLKGSRDA9](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/BLKGSRDA9)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/31 "2011-02-08T23:54:49Z")
So basically, Fuck my Job. Also, has anyone ever wiped and got shit on their fingers? Just thought I’d throw that out there. ---
**Author:** ![GEN2GSR](https://forum.g2ic.com/user_avatar/forum.g2ic.com/gen2gsr/32/58_2.png) [@GEN2GSR](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/GEN2GSR)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/32 "2011-02-08T23:55:38Z")
[QUOTE=kyle10182;2197451]green and yellow love seeing the steelers lose. love it.[/QUOTE] my thoughts exactly. that game was a s good as when the giants beat the patriots. so wonderful! ---
**Author:** ![93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/93teggy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/33 "2011-02-09T00:10:44Z")
> So basically, Fuck my Job. Also, has anyone ever wiped and got shit on their fingers? Just thought I’d throw that out there. > out or when you go through hell to push out, it ends up being no bigger than a half of a hot dog, but heavy enough to splash cold ass toilet water on your right butt cheek?..no?..i should of kept quiet huh.:shrug: ---
**Author:** ![91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/91_LS)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/34 "2011-02-09T00:11:06Z")
> [@BLKGSRDA9;2197798](#): > > So basically, Fuck my Job. Also, has anyone ever wiped and got shit on their fingers? Just thought I’d throw that out there. I use the thick paper,not the cheap shit… GOD,i had one of them BFC from monster and been pissing like a race horse,and its all yellow to. Time to drink a shit lode of water. ---
**Author:** ![93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/93teggy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:13am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/35 "2011-02-09T00:13:22Z")
> So basically, Fuck my Job. Also, has anyone ever wiped and got shit on their fingers? Just thought I’d throw that out there > . did you smell it?? :rimshot: ---
**Author:** ![91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/91_LS)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/36 "2011-02-09T00:14:38Z")
[QUOTE=93teggy;2197803]out or when you go through hell to push out, it ends up being no bigger than a half of a hot dog, but heavy enough to splash cold ass toilet water on your right butt cheek?..no?..i should of kept quiet huh.:shrug:[/QUOTE] I hate the small gassy ones that feel like its going to rep your ass apart when you push,then its a quick blowout with ice cold water to cool you down. ---
**Author:** ![Dawminatrix](https://forum.g2ic.com/user_avatar/forum.g2ic.com/dawminatrix/32/93_2.png) [@Dawminatrix](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/Dawminatrix)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/37 "2011-02-09T00:17:54Z")
my dog has recently started farting…and it STINKS!!! ---
**Author:** ![93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@93teggy](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/93teggy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/38 "2011-02-09T00:19:19Z")
> I hate the small gassy ones that feel like its going to rep your ass apart when you push,then its a quick blowout with ice cold water to cool you down. lol or you think its a fart but you end up with a toilet that like like you dumped chili in it…ah crazy times ---
**Author:** ![91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/9/50afbb/32.png) [@91\_LS](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/91_LS)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/39 "2011-02-09T00:27:37Z")
> [@Dawminatrix;2197807](#): > > my dog has recently started farting…and it STINKS!!! LMAO,my dog sleeps in my bed with me and always cuts farts till one day i had some bomb ass chili. I cut one and he came out from underneath the covers, and i shit you not man,his eyes wore green and he was gagging. He now sleeps on top of the covers. > [@93teggy;2197808](#): > > lol or you think its a fart but you end up with a toilet that like like you dumped chili in it…ah crazy times That would be sharting Fart + shit = shart ---
**Author:** ![armedferret](https://forum.g2ic.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@armedferret](https://forum.g2ic.com/u/armedferret)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://forum.g2ic.com/t/the-say-whatever-thread/93023/40 "2011-02-09T02:24:45Z")
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