The say whatever thread

If you actually said that to a patient, I will buy you an 8-ball.

Found out if the cutoff score stays the same this year, I need a 75 at the very least to make it. Hit just shy of 65 last year, so we’ll see if cramming over the next 7 days via PDG Gold helps any.

no. I wish. Said it to a good friend’s fiance. To her face. My friend and I aren’t really speaking any more. I told him she was this way when he started dating her but whatever. Just saved myself a few grand. desination weddings for the loss.

Darwin almost won.

//youtu.be/0PzPfzLeDa0

watching vids on youtube. Starting watching intros to cartoons I watched when I was a kid. Video for the David the Gnome theme song, HOLY FUCK Bill and Harvey Weinstein (of the Miramax/ Weinstein Co Weinsteins) are executive producers? What DON’T they have a hand in.

Your pants.

Pillars are done. Installed my HAT Imagine tweeters and wrapped in the same suede that’s on the headliner now.

Are they perfect? Eh. Not entirely. There’s one or two small spots I’m not completely thrilled with, but they’ll be out of view of anyone in the car so whatever. :giggle:

the ups guy told me to go fuck myself today because he had to wait 5 minutes while I fixed another one of my boss’s fuck ups. I laughed and asked if I was keeping him from kicking boxes marked “handle with care” or purposely ignoring those marked “RUSH”. We had a further heated exchange and I do recall yelling “I’LL SHOVE YOUR ENTIRE ROUTE UP YOUR ASS 1 BOX AT A TIME” But by then he had jumped off the loading dock (like a bitch) and I was dragging (or being dragged by depending on who you ask) half of the OR support staff down the hall. I plan on being totally civil to him tomorrow. I am a professional you know.

^^^^ that made me LOL…

btw i took a huge shit :wink:

Fuck NavRules.

So I’m back in the integra game. Bought a legit 95’ DB8 with 150k on the clock for $3300. So far I’ve changed out the 02 sensor, spark plugs, spark plug wires, replaced the Catalytic with newer B piping, passed smog with flying colors. Now what should I do? I’m in the market for Detachable Steering wheel, GPS alarm and possible clutch lock? IDK, Just ranting.

Remember that scene in the Rocketeer when ze germans are trying to escape the gangsters and g-men in the zeppelin? That one german dude is going batshit crazy about the weight of the passengers and cargo. The zeppelin is too heavy we need to drop weight? They throw him out to fall to his death? Yeah that. A similar thing happens when, against the advice of your lead tech, you decide to stuff heavy glass vials of product into spring loaded drawers meant to support the weight of syringes. Only in my case its not the zeppelin crashing, its the patient. Again what the fuck do I know about weight limits and the laws of physics?

it might have been the teemany martoonies talking, but my friend’s wife informed me that I’m “30 and going gray” and my “options are limited”. She them proceeded to push her late 30 something year old friend on me. Yeah no thanks, especially because she has a kid or 2. Junkman doesn’t play stepdad or deal with psycho ex-husbands (true story, a drug rep I knew came home one day and found his under year old twins playing in his dead wife’s blood. Apparently the wife was into some really heavy drug traffic related stuff prior to meeting him and oops neglected to tell him this prior to tying the knot).

Apparently she said hello to the wrong person’s leel fren.

seriously like straight out of Dexter type shit.

Saw a dude getting a hand job in a Durango with the windows down behind an Arby’s today.

cool

Stupid post count keeps returning.

Maybe you should send it to colorado so it can get a handy-j in a Durango.

Well, it is good mood food. Right?