-when your seat belt knows more choke holds then chuck norris
-when you pretty much could have an aquarium in the hatch or pass. floorboard.
-when the speedo cable squeals louder than your g/f whenever you hit vtec.
-when the climate control lights don’t work, so you go to a junkyard to get some different ones and they don’t work either.
-when you gotta turn the ac knob a couple clicks before it’ll even cut on
-when you got a slight oil leak due to the oil plug being strip’d
-when your cars motto is the same as motel 8 “we’ll keep the light on for ya” (talkn bout c.e.l. for those who are a lil slow)
-when you realize that your car burns more oil than gas…just kidding
-when you spend more time under your car than you do in your car driving it
-when you search on ebay and everything u find is euro this or jdm that (fake jdm btw)
-when you consider the meaning of vtec as: hard on gas, even harder on oil
-when your ashtray, centercap of steering wheel, vafc, aerometrics air freshener, and racing seat cell holder come out when you launch it.
-when you consider “the plague” as the rust that grows on the hatch, rear quarter, and sometimes underneath the door.
and last but not least when you consider your car the greatest machine ever built :rockon: :rockon:
and a recent experience that just deals w/the area i live in
-when a redneck in a deisel truck wants to race you,…upon beating him he asks what kinda engine you have…you reply saying “jdm…” then he cuts you off and says in all seriousness "jay-dee-em, you mean john deere motor?’’ as you laugh hysterically, he wants to fight. Lol
… When your tach bounces like crazy… (Ignitor)
… When everything you do to your DA is a mutha!
… When you need a Helms, Haynes, and a Chilton Manual!
… When you know that you just changed the Mounts 6 months ago, and still see your engine bay jumping like if you were rolling on Hydros!
… When all the shit you want, you try to buy and it’s for a DC Model… Ie: Spoon, Mugen, etc…
… When your DA has a high idle… and has a fluctuating (hunting) idle…
FITV.
I could go on and on… I don’t care if I have to fix my car more than drive it… I Still Love My DA… Wouldn’t give it up for anything…
when it dies on the highway cause the coil is going bad, and you have to sit there and hold up traffic cause they dont’ know how to make a good shoulder :uhoh: :rant:
Oh yeah and…the auto down feature on the window only works when you want it to go down a little, and when you want it to work, it works after you’re over halfway down…
that’s the best one i think… cause it’s soooooooo true… i’ve gone through that for a whole month until i bought a new MFR
HAHAHAHAHAHA… $650… but it’s vtak yo!! and it’s $100 more for 30hp over stock if you get the 2nd gen…
true…
when you lower your car, and your front mudflaps scrape everything for about a month, then the scraping goes away, but then next time you wash your car, you notice your mudflaps are flat & half the size then what they used to be…
when you have to get a group together on an online club to speak to a company to make a certain part. or having to bug a certain company so much on making K series mount kit for our cars…
you get pulled over, and the cop takes 10 minutes trying to find out why an acura integra has a honda motor in it. then ends up asking you, and you end up telling him acura is by honda…
everytime you meet someone new who isnt into cars, whenever your near a computer, or have access, your on “the stupid black website with red letters” and you loose several relationships because they dont understand how it is to be a g2ic member in the bay area… hahahaha
your friends who sit in the back, whenever you hit a bump on the freeway, you hear them saying “ouch!!” then looking in your rear view, you see them rubbing the top of their heads… hahahahahahahahaha
and you guys who hit people’s knee’s shifting into 5th… i dont know what you guys are talkin about, i hit people’s knee caps going into 1st
you know youre in a DA when you go to the local spray and wash and wash your car and then go to get in it and look down at the driver seat and its all wet because the weather stripping is leaking.
or when you have 2 DA’s lowered exactly the same and wonder why one has more camber than the other.
-when you can do a head gasket in 30 min flat.
-when you gotta take out the radius rod to change a clutch/tranny.
***** when a person comes up and asks if you whats done to your 240 coupe because the tail lights are basically identical***** <—happened to me last week.
-when u jump up and down because there are finally upper control arms for your car, and then cry at the cost of them.
-when you’re in tears because you just saw a DB2 with 50k on it.
as far as the cupholders I’ll post pics of mine…they’re pretty gangsta.
-You can google for 5 different chassis codes and nothing ever turns up
-You search for JDM parts for months and only find stuff for DC2’s
-You can do a front brake job in the same amount of time as it takes you to change your oil
-You go through 6 different custom setups on your intake because no one offers a cheap one for your car WITH ABS.
-You ‘modify’ a nonABS strut tower bar to make it ‘work’ in your ABS car
-You have a permanent dent/cutout in your chassis beside your crank pulley
-You keep a spare motor just in case…
-You know the crucial difference between H4’s and H4H’s
-You have several bottles of pre-mixed AMBER tamiya translucent paint just sitting around
-You laugh at the VTEC boys when you pick up a working head from bubba’s salvage yard for 20 bucks
-You freak when you hear someone mention another G2er who has an OE cupholding armrest
-Have a mysterious rattle at 3500rpm’s that only seems to rattle when you ARENT looking for it.
-Adjust your lumbar and side bolster support just to show off
-Your dash clock only reads 1:00
-When you only have 2 of the 3 emblems on the back of your car at any given time
It really seems to me that some peeps making negative comments about this thread have NO IDEA what this thread is all about…Like if they don’t even own a 90-93 INTEGRA…:wtf: CAN"T YOU ALL :bigread: ?
If you all NEGATOIDS don’t like this thread…JUST :stfu: AND :gtfo: !!!
DA…2 DOOR INTEGRA - 90-93!:whisper:
DB1…4 Door INTEGRA - 90-93! ( And we usually have the same issues as any DA would…):whisper:
