(this may only apply to automatic owners)
…when you turn on your car and your RPM shoots up like crazy…
…when you’re driving, gun it and your RPM shoots up like crazy…
:hi5:
….ever you turn on your fog lights people flash you cause they think you’ve got your high beams on…. Till you get 1pcs of course then people flash you cause they’re to bright.
…… you realize that their’s suppose to be little lights above the buttons on your heater controls, but you’re to lazy to fix them…
…. You live with a little fear that your car is going to get broken into or stolen….
when your gf tells you get gas at the E mark because she’s really paranoid when you know you have 2 gallons left
… you rip out your coil and 3 spark plug wires and take them with you when parking in a shady area
. . . you think S Gears are the BEST THING EVAR!
You smack the dashboard because the top lights for the speedo turn off and they suddenly work after that good hit…
sounds like you got $5 in change jammed in your dash while cruising…(speedo cable)
sunroof rattles when fully closed…
Oil warning light doesnt turn on when your running low…
passenger asks to see the fish in your trunk ( <3 gaskets )
water drips on your passengers foot and you tell them it only happens when it rains consistantly for 10 minutes…
could probably go on forever… 
You actaully remove amenities from your car to clean up the engine bay.
You guys really focus on the age of the car huh :roll: Pussies. :squint:
lmao that is great, I especially love the gas light one. People freak out in my car when we leave for long drive on empty and I never stop for gas. Eventually they will ask me, and I am like “For what? Ive only drove 30 miles since the light when on, Im sure we’re good for another 20 or so.”
…when There Are No Cupholders!!!
your gas shocks intermittantly give out and the trunk shuts on your neck :squint:
Gotta love the gas one, my light never comes on. I have to judge by the mileage ive gotten, ill see half a tank and have 330 kms on it yet i know in another 40 its going to be dry 
Your Oil light doesnt work.
YOUR CAR LOOKS A HELL OF ALOT BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSES :rockon: 
…when you have a semi-circle water ring around each pant leg from holding your cold soda.
…you give up and buy ES motor mount inserts for the rear mount to stop buying new rear mounts every three months.
…you curse Honda for all it is worth for putting the ONE FREAKIN’ BOLT in the rear part of the rear mount only accessible by mice and triple jointed people.
…you find it easier to remove the starter by disassembling the passanger axle area for the one rear starter bolt than going in from the top.
…you get to replace ANOTHER throwout bearing.
…you smile with glee when your tranny doesn’t grind going into third gear.
…you smile with glee when your tranny doesn’t grind going into reverse.
…you have to drill holes in your passenger footwell to drain the water out. No carpet helps and is mad JDM y0!!11
…you have to replace the pot metal window holder on the rear or the front door glass AGAIN because it is cheap and your door doesn’t have a proper window frame!! ARRRGGGHH!!!
…you have to help your friends with their seatbelt.
…you know the secret to Castrol Cleaner usage.
…you know the exact part number to the replacement clips and plastic holders for the secondary grill cover
…you know what I mean by secondary grill cover.
…you have to explain to your friends “No, I don’t have mice living in my dash. It is the speedometer cable.”
…you just cannot get the bumper and headlights to align properly EVER AGAIN.
…you are jealous of your friend’ Civic because you want a corner mount hood prop rod, too.
…you gave up on your rear defrost EVER working.
…you dream of watching the annoying person in line at the market getting strangled in your passanger seatbelt.
…you love it despite its faults.
You have to give ur cofee to the passenger to hold until u can park somewhere to drink.
Your passenger slips on the passenger side carpet during winter cuz its frozen.(water leak)
…you have one big rip on the lower left side of the driver seat
…you spend more time working on and buying parts for it than driving it.
-the seat bolster on the drivers side looks like “George the Animal Steel” was eating it
-The 2x4 piece of wood that is 3.5ft long is mandatory for insuring the safety of anyone who opens up the rear hatch. (Mine says JDM in marker)
-If anyone who lives in the snowbelt areas of Canada or the States has NO rust on their rear fenders, they have a RARE car.
-When you put on the brakes and the ABS kicks on for no reason
-you have to load the kids up through the drivers side door because the passenger side is tape closed until the passenger power window can be fixed
-Every 16yr old kid in their Neons, Cavaliers, and Civics want to drag you at the lights… thanks Fast and Idiotic
-Most auto supply shops catalogs dont have your year of car anymore UNLESS you are buying some RICEY improvements…
your interior spells like mildew and mold
Hideing the air freshener under the passenger seat doesnt work , it turns into a water logged sponge
your Car Looks A Hell Of Alot Better Then Everyone Elses
…You have a broken hubcap because the guy at the tire shop didn’t know it was held on with the lug nuts.
…You lock your DS manual door from the inside by pullin the door handle and hitting the lock button with your thumb at the same time.
…People ask if your car has VTaK?