Yup thats what I always tell myself, I have to go fast or Ill be late.
When you have owned to date 27 of them ranging from 3 gs-r’s 4 db1’s and a handful of b16/b18c/b17 swapped DA9’s that needed soooo much work on a regular basis. And you said when you bought your first one after it broke down “I’m done with this POS”
When you smell that DA smell that is typically covered by your vinetto Squash air freshener… and you get into another one you smell it again. Smells something like in-between radiator fluid, oil, dirty socks and bad air freshners.
What about when you go to pull something out of the trunk and you left it there years ago and you find it covered in yellow/brown/ orange and still damp. But it has not rained in 6 mos? Smells sour and has crusty edges.
Don’t knock the cupholder I mean e-brake seat squeeze.
…you can drive for miles with no antifreeze.
wait, make that months.
whats antifreeze? is that another name for blinker fluid?
LMAO, which I believe is near the elbow grease, right?
yeah. quick ? does anyone know where i can get some muffler bearings? prefably ball bearing 
:dance:
Damn, I nearly forgot to replace my muffler bearings, lol.
…you can pull on the window to unlock your car with a 9iron golf club when you locked your keys inside.
…It burns more oil than gas
…you need to click the key about 30 times before the starter catches or the fuel pump turns on
…Say you will never sell it
…Your friends say lets take your car
[QUOTE=JB*;1708247]…your selective to the people you sell the car too?
I know I will be.[/QUOTE]
Sell? Why would we do that?
…anything you leave on the dash ends up flying off
…you will never ever leave your seat to let someone in the back, the person sitting in shotgun has to get up
when your damn ABS light never turns off :wtf:
Hurray for the ABS light that blinds you at night (wish it would dim with the rest of the gauge lights:bang: )
When you don’t have an ABS.
When you get all that yellow foam crap all over your interior from your left-side bolster wear.
When none of your windows roll down or up at the same speed.
is that what that yellow stuff is?! i was wondering who the hell shot off a can of expanding foam in my car. yeah my da’s an onrey bastard
when you take out the abs fuse so that damn humming will stop because your too lazy or broke to convert to non-abs.
or you take your teg to get inspected and the fat guy inspecting it turns you weildshield wipers on and your weildsheild wipers go out
…when you start hearing your friends talk and no ones in the car:jerkoff:
that sounds like a personal problem:roll:
… when ur workin on something under the hood and reach into the car to turn on the ignition and u get choked out by the seatbelt and clocked with the seatbelt release
… when u stop at a drive thru and reach out and after you reach out u decide to open the door and get choked by the seatbelt and look like an idiot while it happens
… when u go to inspection and fail for gas cap
… when u look under your car and see ur crossmember looks like a crushed soda can
… when ur brake pedal sinks to the floor at all time while braking
i can go on for hours
i dunno if these were covered
When all of your windows fog over during a rain storm and you have to crank up the heat just to see out