If any of you were watching last nights network news, you probably have seen first hand, the latest aligations about the local Southern Californian’s wednesday meet. The meets usually do not get out of control, but this last meet was visited by misfortune ten fold. There was repotedly a mix up at Anheuser Bush and the typical, virtually benign, concoction of barley and hops had a tranforming effect, Mind altering if you will. The results were in a word Horrifying, bringing about a severely damaged local pub, and the near by Chinese resturant went up in flames until nothing remained but smoldering leftover fat from a single returned Peking Duck meal. A local Lakewood citizen Who could only be indentified by the remains in his wallet: Vernon, was able to capture a single frame of evidence chronicling the event only fractions of a second before reportedly being consumed by a flurry of teeth and gums. If you see this Body driving legally down the local Orange County car pool lanes, turn away… word has it that they stop at nothing in their megalithic pursuit of self indulgent Good food, Good Drink, and in a word, FUN.
A.P.Schu
Hence named:
G2ic Three Headed Monster
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