I asked for their wheels catalog while they were doing a tire rotation on my car (came with the service package or something). The tech said not to get wheels for my car because “it’ll never align properly again”.
I got another joke I just read on a foreign forum.
Seller: “DA Integra for sale, $29,000! Very fast! Call ###-####”
Person1: “What’s a DA Integra?”
Person2: "I think ‘DA’=‘the’ so he means ‘the integra’. "
Seller: “The guy who said ‘DA=the’ , please don’t call me.”