Take a movie title and re-state the plot to make a new movie based on the title, one that someone would want to see.
Example:
Taken: A worker living in a bad area comes home one evening to find his house ransacked and everything stolen. Enraged, he tracks down the people who took all his possessions in an attempt to take all of theirs, including their lives.
Terminator: A man recently promoted from Tier II tech support into middle management soon finds that the promotion may be more than he can handle as his first assignment is to terminate the contracts of the group from which he was just promoted.
Like that?
Marley and me:
The long-lost biopic of Neville Livingston and his rastafarian exploits on the reggae scene as backup vocals and percussion for one of the most prolific reggae artists in history.
Sharknado: In the Cohen Brother’s latest film, disgruntled employees Tim McCullough (Matt Damon) and James O’Flannery (Colin Ferrel) are fed up with the cut throat atmosphere within the household vacuum cleaner market. They decide to shake things up by defecting from their respective vacuum cleaner companies, Vornado and Shark, and creating their own product called the Sharknado. Watch as the drama unfolds as the Sharknado takes the market by storm and causes everyone involved more problems than they ever could have foreseen.
Prometheus: An automated medication solutions sales/service rep discovers a flaw in a machine’s programming that allows him access to narcotics. After a 5 day “oxy” bender , the rep realizes he can make larger amounts of money by selling the drugs he steals, instead of using them. All seems well until a rep , from a rival company , begins to market a new class of automated solutions called Prometheus.
Oh wait mine is a bio-pic/documentary
The Rain Maker:
Oliver Stone’s take on the desperation of a small time entrepreneur who’s struggling business leads him down a path of destruction and spiritual enlightenment. Vincent Trufano (Paul Sorvino) was a small time strip club owner who always took care of his ladies as if they were his own. With the explosion free of internet porn and online dating, business had began to slowly disappear. In an act of desperation, Vincent hires a Native American dancer (Val Kilmer) who simply goes by the name “Rain Maker” to teach the girls how to bring in the big spenders. An epic tale about self worth, pride, love, hate, and coconut scented booty oil. The Rain Maker will touch your heart while you touch yourself.
Critics rave " Fun for the whole family!" and “I’ve never had to tuck my boner under my belt before leaving the theatre before!”
Coming soon to select theatres…
Julie and Julia (XXX 2014 147 mins Jules Jordan video)
A XXX re-telling of the classic tale of 1 guy trying to juggle 2 girls. Shot in stunning 4k, Julie and Julia follows the story of unlucky in love John (John “theJunkman” Furlong) , mail order bride Julie (Charmane Star) and student visa overstayer Julia (Dillion Harper). Who will John choose? What won’t Julia do to stay in this country? Will Julie use John for a fiancé visa? Can the 3 lovers stay 1 step ahead of ICE Agent Jones (Evan Stone) ? Contains over 120 minutes of hardcore sex scenes. AVN Nominated for best blowjob scene (Harper/Junkman).
Almost Famous: (R 2014 156 minutes Orion Pictures)
D.A. Pennebaker’s latest documentary follows John “theJunkman” Furlong as he attends porn and comic conventions and car shows as a hobbyist photographer. A truly behind the scenes look at cosplay, import models and porn stars. Pennebaker puts you in the middle of the action and never turns the camera off. Contains drug use, adult language and some sexual content.
[quote=thejunkman;2321700]almost famous: (r 2014 156 minutes orion pictures)
d.a. Pennebaker’s latest documentary follows john “thejunkman” furlong as he attends porn and comic conventions and car shows as a hobbyist photographer. A truly behind the scenes look at cosplay, import models and porn stars. Pennebaker puts you in the middle of the action and never turns the camera off. Contains drug use, adult language and some sexual content. and a fat guy.[/quote]
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I’m down about 35lbs since finding out I
Had the die-a-beee-tus last year.
Edge of Tomorrow: Diary of a man’s adventurous journey in a small boat traversing the international date line from the North to South poles.
The Hunger Games: In this powerful documentary, we look into General Mohamed Farrah Hassan Aidid’s rise to power and the toll it takes on Somalia. In an attempt to subdue the population of southern Somalia, Aidid and his militia seize Red Cross food shipments, coercing the cooperation of the people, while the U.N. forces are powerless to directly intervene. Within a year 300,000 Somalis will die of starvation.
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The Office: In this follow up to the highly successful Hunger Games we ride along with an elite group of American Rangers and Delta Force soldiers that are sent to Somalia on a critical mission to capture a violent warlord whose corrupt regime has lead to the starvation of hundreds of thousands of Somalis. When the mission goes terribly wrong, the men find themselves outnumbered and literally fighting for their lives, but it’s just another day at the office for these soldiers.
Happy berfday Pinky. 
I’m a few days late, but thanks!