Those who remember will understand this. 
Swing by and get me on your way to the launch pad in Kazakhstan.
Just in time.
Take me with yooouuuuuuuuuuuu
Communications Officer checking in.
how do I go about procuring a ticket to take me away from the mass of retards that inhabits this planet 
Find me a yorkie and I’ll let you on.
There wasn’t any more room with this Bowflex in here…
just put it in the uhaul truck next to the accord.
If you can fit an accord into a uhaul you can certainly fit more people into the shuttle. I was hoping you had room for my talon, you know the one thats quicker than every integra on this board as soon as it gets out of the shop that is.
Not anymore, not since we all loaded up on framed diplomas and car show trophies.
Slow down fellas, no one is getting onboard without their MENSA cert.
Fuck.