Sucks that his house was a total loss but thankfully his family had a good evacuation plan and no one was injured. I start work at Brentwood Fire in July…
Wife totally busted me with a porn dvd I had stashed away like 2 years ago. Totally forgot about it. Now I’m in the dog house. Let’s just say she’s pretty livid.
Is she afraid that you are going to run away with it? My wife doesn’t care about porn. She says “guys watch porn, who cares”.
i watch porn with my wife 
good for you. 
noble profession for sure.
everyone needs a big bong rip
Thats pretty much how 99% of the people I know feel about it as well. She just has a hard time being with someone who would “need” porn. I told her that I didnt need it and that I hadnt even seen it in two years. But nevertheless, she was disgusted. Thats awesome that your wife doesnt care about porn though. Its even cooler if your able to watch porn with your spouse. But anyhoot, its all resolved now.
TESTICLES!!!
That is all.
Guy at work bought his 7 year old a baseball bat made from some exotic compound that cost about as much as my 1st car. He constantly gripes about NOT having money while double dipping (working in both the public and private sectors and sometimes working in the private sector while he’s supposed to be on public sector overtime, the old “if my chief calls I’m at the parade or the firehouse!”). It will take every fiber of my being to NOT remind him of jr’s several thousand dollar bat when he complains about getting ONLY a 2% raise at his public sector job. I only tell people at work the basics , you know “hi” “good morning” “get the fuck away from my Pyxis” “goodbye” “have a goodnight” “go fuck yourself, I’m not GIVING you narcs from the machine”.
107* Today and its fucking rediculously Hot. Fuck this 1st Day of Summer Bullshit.
61, slight breeze and sunny here. Perfect.
Summer in Alaska looks like paradise. It’s a shame it doesn’t last very long.
So I was walking down North Federal last week, to the rental car place, and I see this. What the hell? Never in my life, have I been so tired, nor so comfortable, that I would fall asleep in a parking lot.
It lasts long enough. You start looking forward to winter snow about a month before it gets here.
As opposed to spring and fall snow? :lol:
I just googled “blackflies in Alaska” to see if you guys had a problem with them up there in the Summer. All the stuff I read said mosquitos are the real problem. Are they really that bad?
pinky–how’s the shaking? you get much at Valdez?
[QUOTE=Eric48;2219282]As opposed to spring and fall snow? :lol:
I just googled “blackflies in Alaska” to see if you guys had a problem with them up there in the Summer. All the stuff I read said mosquitos are the real problem. Are they really that bad?[/QUOTE]
The bastards are already 747-sized here from all our recent monsoon rains.
Ran over a bunny today…wife screamed and almost cried…I chuckled and went poker face on her…get the fuck off the road next time Thumper…
on my way to work yesterday morning i saw a homeless guy sitting on a bench wearing the green Luigi hat with the big L, he kinna looked like Mario though. As soon as i got in front of him, with his eyes closed he whips out his dick and started pissing.
what a way to start your morning… Only in NYC.
if only i took a pic it would have been a big hit.