I watched two movies on Netflix this weekend.
Rampage. Awesome movie. Except for extremely fake gun play, I thought it was very well done.
Hobo with a Shotgun. The worst movie I’ve ever seen. I loved every minute of it. Every single thing about this movie was terrible. It is worth the time for the great lines alone.
nevermind
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
I’m horny…and my wife just rolled her eyes at me cause I posted this.
G2IC kiddies, still masturbating to their hellaflush, roof racked, plastic hood bra-ed, hairdressers sewing machines.
Shitty, Shitty, Bang, Bang.
Hooray for rabies.
pSorry I didn’t reply to this earlier went you sent it. I was busy shooting a 9/11 themed IDPA match. I screwed up almost every stage. About the time you sent that was around the time I had just accidentally shot a bomb and killed have the stage and racked up like 25 points in penalties.
Good thing you’re not a ctu agent.
fuck michigan! GO BUCKEYES!
call me sexist but i find it way easier to work with men over women. when management decided to restructure the distribution of hours (more surgeries in a work day that spans 2 shifts either 6a to 3pm or “late” that runs 9a to 6p), the five men in my department came up with a scheduling solution in 5 minutes. “This is a big shit sandwich and we ALL have to take a bite”.
Meanwhile the 20 or some women in my department began some massive debate that went something like this. “Jane has been here the longest but she can’t work late hours because she has to pick up her kids afterschool, and I can’t work late because I have the shrink 3 days a week. Renee and Sandy can’t work late hours together because they don’t get along and Vivan has to work at the other same day center tuesday and thrusday. Beverly says that she can work the late shift but ONLY sometimes and Jasmine says she doesn’t want to always get late hours. Christy and Nancy H think they can cover some of the shifts but Nancy is class mother and Christy sometimes is the assistant assistant cheerleading coach, but only for the JV squad. Mindy is willing to take monday thru thursday but ONLY sometimes since its not fair if she’s always the late person. Lori would rather work 6 to 3 but she hasn’t been here are long as Cindy R who would also rather work that shift. If it snows I know that NONE of us will be coming in , even if the hospital is open, so this schedule is ONLY an outline…”
If you;ll excuse me I’m going to swan dive off the roof now.
Take a rope and drag a few of those shallow cunts after you.
Miss Universe: Miss Angola.
I thought the Brazilian production of the pageant was lackluster.
but them girls… are wow!
The woman who hired me, and agreed to some of the items I wanted in my compensation package (number of days off, non-contributory medical/dental/vision as long as I am a “single”, max number of hours of week I work, performance based bonuses) and just reviewed my yearly performance evaluation and agreed to give me a 4% raise, had the balls to say that the only reason I make more money than some of my female co-workers, is because I’m a man. I lol’d.
If you didn’t immediately pull out your penis and high five it, you fucking lose.
Hah you guys iz fuhknee!
well fuck beans, now that we have YOUR approval…
:tapfing: