The say whatever thread

GENERAL Off-Topic
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neil, where in MD are you looking?

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I know, but I’m not telling. :giggle:

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is it top secret where he’s looking to buy a house? I’d guess columbia

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poop

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I walked into the bathroom at work to “liquidate some assets”, only to walk into a wall of stench so vile and raunchy, that it caused me to throw up in the trashcan within 10 seconds of walking in the bathroom.

I didn’t have to shit, anymore, after that.

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[QUOTE=imcnblu;2197653]I walked into the bathroom at work to “liquidate some assets”, only to walk into a wall of stench so vile and raunchy, that it caused me to throw up in the trashcan within 10 seconds of walking in the bathroom.

I didn’t have to shit, anymore, after that.[/QUOTE]

sorry about that man, the mexican food i had looked like refried sick and i got flatulent…

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Got a set of rims yesterday. Think ill go out and clean them up.

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just did my taxes…F&$K :gunleft: MARYLAND!!!

:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:

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Went to see the chiropractor today. My back made sounds that should only come from bubble wrap.

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Ill be back,need to take a piss.

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So basically, Fuck my Job. Also, has anyone ever wiped and got shit on their fingers? Just thought I’d throw that out there.

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[QUOTE=kyle10182;2197451]green and yellow

love seeing the steelers lose. love it.[/QUOTE]

my thoughts exactly. that game was a s good as when the giants beat the patriots. so wonderful!

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So basically, Fuck my Job. Also, has anyone ever wiped and got shit on their fingers? Just thought I’d throw that out there.
out

or when you go through hell to push out, it ends up being no bigger than a half of a hot dog, but heavy enough to splash cold ass toilet water on your right butt cheek?..no?..i should of kept quiet huh.:shrug:

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I use the thick paper,not the cheap shit…
GOD,i had one of them BFC from monster and been pissing like a race horse,and its all yellow to.
Time to drink a shit lode of water.

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So basically, Fuck my Job. Also, has anyone ever wiped and got shit on their fingers? Just thought I’d throw that out there
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did you smell it??
:rimshot:

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[QUOTE=93teggy;2197803]out

or when you go through hell to push out, it ends up being no bigger than a half of a hot dog, but heavy enough to splash cold ass toilet water on your right butt cheek?..no?..i should of kept quiet huh.:shrug:[/QUOTE]
I hate the small gassy ones that feel like its going to rep your ass apart when you push,then its a quick blowout with ice cold water to cool you down.

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my dog has recently started farting…and it STINKS!!!

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I hate the small gassy ones that feel like its going to rep your ass apart when you push,then its a quick blowout with ice cold water to cool you down.

lol or you think its a fart but you end up with a toilet that like like you dumped chili in it…ah crazy times

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LMAO,my dog sleeps in my bed with me and always cuts farts till one day i had some bomb ass chili. I cut one and he came out from underneath the covers, and i shit you not man,his eyes wore green and he was gagging. He now sleeps on top of the covers.

That would be sharting
Fart + shit = shart

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Anyone else wish they could be Ezio Auditore for a day?