I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog’s ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That’s my pleasure.
Pretty sure beastiality is illegal.
Tell that to craigs uncle lol
I need man moisturizer. All my tattoos are dry, especially the big ones on my legs, they look like lizard skin. Recommend?
^^Wrecking Balm
craig who?
For most people, Friday’s just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood’ll never be the same.
after Friday comes Saturday and Sunday come afterwards.
Fudge off
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says “WTF.”
may you live 1000 years. lol
Is anyone else on here as excited for Game of Thrones on HBO as I am?
Has anyone on here read the series? Does anyone on here read? 
so the snow was almost completely gone and it has been in the 50’s, until yesterday… We’ve gotten like 36" of snow in the last 2 days.
Just when I thought I was going to get to start running outside, and ride my bike or longboard to work. FML
pic for effect. This was grass and a sidewalk yesterday morning.
oh, and I might not get paid since the government can’t get their shit together. It’s all just a game to them, since they’re still getting paid.
Got the Eclipse registered today, so now I can drive it right to the exhaust shop, get the test pipe installed and figure out where the damn oil leak is coming from. Stupid breaking in the clutch period…no awd launch for another 500 miles.
Oh don’t worry Jay, we’ll get paid…sometime. Just not ON time.
Bills? WHEN DID MILITARY MEMBERS START HAVING TO PAY BILLS!??!
There was an OMB order that specifically guaranteed military members would still be paid on time during a shutdown, passed during the Reagan administration. Even survived during the Clinton shutdown. Guess who rescinded that order?
[QUOTE=Ban Births;2207823]so the snow was almost completely gone and it has been in the 50’s, until yesterday… We’ve gotten like 36" of snow in the last 2 days.
Just when I thought I was going to get to start running outside, and ride my bike or longboard to work. FML
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I had my S2000 out on Friday on dry streets. Saturday I went snowboarding and got stuck in waist deep powder.
My baby sister just delivered my 5th niece today. So happy right now.
I’ve been laying on the couch since 330 pm