…you sit in your work/computer chair and look for the seatbelt.
…you’re missing for hours at a time only to be found in the garage covered with oil and miscellaneous car parts strewn about. :shy:
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When you no longer even try to get the grease from under your fingernails.
When you know the size of every nut and bolt on your suspension setup and can get the tools you need in one try.
When you see ANY traffic other than you as a “threat”.
When you make engine noises such as the point of VTEC crossover in the shower. (I do this at times) 
Chazz
I don’t know how many times after work I’ve gone to the passenger’s side of my personal car to get in to drive.
This thread makes me sad, if I had my Teg to drive maybe it would be just the opposite.
You know you spend to much time on your car when you offer to spend the day working on someone else’s.
Your girlfriend keeps threatening to leave you because you care more for your damn car than you do for her.
Speaking of which, were is she anyway?
Oh ya, safe in the garage were I parked her.
What did you think I was worried about were my girlfriend is?
thedamaja: GOOD ONE! 
…people knock on your garage door before they knock on your front door.
…you know way too much about the ups guy that keeps dropping off your parts.
…you get to work and still have parts or tools in your pockets.
Originally posted by Ntegl2a
[B]When you see ANY traffic other than you as a “threat”.
When you make engine noises such as the point of VTEC crossover in the shower. (I do this at times) 
Chazz [/B]
:lol:
good ones, im guilty of the ‘threat’ one
Originally posted by shenrie
[B]
When you know the size of every nut and bolt on your suspension setup and can get the tools you need in one try. [/B]
This one probably rings most true for me. Not necessarily the suspension, but knowing a random assortment of bolt sizes, and being able to pick up the right size on the first try. 
…you are known at school as the guy whose car is always up on “stilts” in the dorm parking lots.
…you think of how well fast orange would get your dirty dishes clean.
…your old tooth brushes go to use scrubbing car parts.
…you are guilty of washing car parts in your own bath tub, including wetsanding your valve cover.
…your car is reserved for car parts when moving into college, while another vehicle is required to move the rest of your stuff.
…you have 3 gauge clusters, 2 taillights, timing belt, water pump, timing belt tensioner, motor mount inserts, old brake pads, miscellaneous boxes of junk, and underneath your entire bed is your “car stuff storage area” in your dorm room at school.
…all your friends come to you for advice on cars, even if they know an ‘89 Silverado (Rear End), 81’ Celica (Clutch), 91 Camry (Shocks), 89 Jetta (Head Gasket), and 89 Golf (Shifter Bushings) aren’t your expertise.
…all of your favorite clothes have been ruined by car grease.
…A&H Motorsports has your home address, school address, work address, and all three phone numbers.
that a boy mojoGSR92, those are true for me
…your dorm has a special corner you call the “shop” where people often ask why you have and engine in there
…the engine stand has replaced your desk and you only study engines
…your friends call you VTEC b/c thats all you talk about
Originally posted by mojoGSR92
…all of your favorite clothes have been ruined by car grease.
that stuff sounds familiar…
all my “working on the car clothes” outnumber my regular clothes…
Originally posted by Ntegl2a
[B]When you make engine noises such as the point of VTEC crossover in the shower. (I do this at times)
Chazz [/B]
I’m guilty of that one… I know that for sure… 
…when all your friend joke you cause all your money goes into your car
…you always here “let me guess YOUR CAR”
…you can said in advance what your friends are gonna say to you when they come over “God damn vinny workin on his car again, like i didnt know that was coming”
…friends say “you gonna ask g2ic how to change a light bulb too?”
ahhhhh they just dont under stand lol
-when you know the torque specs of every bolt and nut on the car.
-when people at the parts dept (acura) know you by your first name.
…you wake up in the middle of the night with a full bladder, but check on the car first and not really pay attention to whether or not you make it to the bathroom in time.
…you order your security staff at work to keep a camera on your call all the time. (I’m a security manager =P)
…you almost kill your roomate for leaving the garage door open, exposing your baby to the world.
…you ride your bike to work because your car is just tooooo dirty to been seen that day.
…a bird craps on your car and hide in the bushes for a week trying to snipe the damn thing.
…a sloppy friend of a friend trys to sit in your car with a soda and his friend just says, “No you’re finishing that first.” Then he blocks the door for you.
…you meet a new woman and you tell her about your last love. Then she looks at you funny when she realizes you’re talking about a car.
_Steve
-when you drive all over college campus, even though, its faster just to walk…
DAYUIZ: OMG the garage door!! YESSSS!!! ARRGHHHH I LIVE THAT EVERY FREAKIN DAY!!! :mad: Stupid people I live with!
…your friends call you the G2I.
…your friends with civics wonder why you like your car so much?(they just don’t get it.)
…when you are exhausted and need to take a nap, you wake up 15 minutes later to find yourself still under your car. “Now where was I”?
…the garage is officially referred to as…“YOUR ROOM”.
…instead of people asking you what your plans are this weekend, they get more specific and as you… “what are you doing to your car this weekend?”.
…you have met more friends through your car than anywhere else :D.