…you U-turn in the middle of the road because u saw another g2 owner and want to make an instant friend
^^^^^^^^^^^^True.
When you polish and wax the huge dent in your qyarter panel and the fender that doesn’t match. :manual:
When you grab ahold of the e brake handle cause you have no armrest.
…when your carwont start because the main relay overheated,
…when u watch all the ways ur friends escape from the deadly seatbelt.
…when you get no ass for ur wet pass side floor fuckin up ur gurl purse
…when u lower your car with a tsudo muffler that scrapes all day long.
…caliper locks up and drags!
…when you permanmently keep the panel off under the steering wheel due to main relay failure.
…when you don’t get along with no1 but u see another g2 u will make a friend for life
when Acura dealerships don’t know what “gallery plugs” are.
…caliper locks up and drags!
I was hoping someone would mention this seeing as this happened to me a couple of weeks ago.
When the guy in the 5L mustang looks over at you as you pass him on the outside of a 90 mph turn as says… “hey, whats the problem here!”
:run:
…when you’re driving at night, you can’t see the a/c control knobs…even though they have clear pieces in them so they light up.
…when you have to use huge hose-clamps to tie down the heat shield on the cat.
…when you find your engine block covered in oil because of the cam plug seal.
…takes one or more tries to get either the driver’s side door or the passenger side door closed due to the weather stripping and frameless windows.
…you cruise with your windows 3/4 down so you look m4d tyte.
…you get yellow fogs and modify the socket to fit them…or get 1 pieces.
…you get blinded by the silver from your windshield wipers.
…the driver behind you gets blinded from the silver on your rear wiper.
…the rear antenna annoyed the previous owner, and he/she put an ugly one in it’s place.
…when you bend down to look under the car to see if there’s any oil drops.
…on a hot summer day when first getting into your car, instead of aiming the a/c at you, you aim it at the steering wheel.
…you burn your fingers on the steering wheel.
…when you get in your car, you try to avoid snagging the button on your butt pocket on the hole on the side bolster.
then the 5L mustang driver puts his foot to the floor and leaves you in the dust:wave:
when you have a reverse dent on your hood from the battery terminal
your headlights are oxidized
your tail lights have condensation in them.
You have duct tape over your spoiler holes and a rubber plug in your rear wiper hole.
You dont have the origional floor mats and cant find any, anywhere. Dont know where they went 
Then the guy in the mustang over shoots the corner because hes not paying attention and looking in the rearview mirror because 4-5 car lengths in a quarter mile is not the dust.
^^^^ 4-5 car lengths is a hell of a long shot from a win lol
your quarter panels are rusted
your teg is on blocks and your fat 5’s are missing, but the set of 17" chromies outside the garage door are still there.
well there ya go… it’s all about winning.
when major companies stop making new parts for it.
when the newer gen’s get a crap load of performance parts to choose from.
when rsx and gen3 drivers get in your car and says “damn your car is low, what kinda springs do you have?” …and you say “nothing, its stock.”
when u do drop ur car, its like your almost touching the ground.
when your friends like the way your car handles.
You laugh your ass off as you pass the Mustang on the side of the road because the driver was too busy watching you fade back in his rear view mirror and not the state trooper sitting in the medium.
When your auto-shop teacher asks you what’s wrong with your car and you hand him a 3-ring notebook. Then when he asks you what is right with your car you hand him a 3x5 card.
When Friends ask you what are you going to do when you finally fix all the stuff that is wrong with your car you reply “Buy another G2 and start all over”
When your car is finally fixed up you feel lost because you have nothing to do. Then start to get paranoid because you know something major is going to go wrong with your car soon.
-when you lower it on tein springs and ppl say its slammed.
-when ppl compare it to ricers gen2’s
-when your radio won;t come til you giggle the key cuz of the phucked up ignition
-when u sit ur drinks between the ebrake and the seat due to no cup holder.
when you try to get t/a bushing from the dealer but u gotta get the whole arm.
when you type"90 integra" on e-gay only rice parts come up now.
-when you lower it and add rims every1 ask what swap you have and won’t believe its an ls even after poppin the hood. lol
-when the only swap worth putting in the cars will run u bout 3 grand in parts
…when your windshield mouldings are the most bling your cars ever seen
-when you are 34 yrs old and a 16yr kid says “Yo, thats a cool car, are you gonna get some Altezzas for the tails?” And then you punch out the 16yr old for saying something so disgusting.
-when your wife cant understand why you spend more time fixing the car when you could have bought a 97 Sunfire for the same price… stupid woman…
…when you lower your car with eibach sportline springs and people still ask “why don’t you lower your car?”
when your car sounds like a ticking time bomb.