when u drive on a rough road while ur window is down and u sound like ur car is falling apart…(window rattle)
josh
You know you are in a DA when everytime you go to shift into 5th, you smash the shift knob into your passenger’s knee cap. :manual: :shock:
… when you’ve spend 2 hours trying to get out one wimpy cotter pin on the damn castle nuts on the upper or lower balljoints.
“Devious”
You know your in a DB/DA when you have to go completely sideways over every damn speed bump and rail road crossing on the road, And your only lowered a inch… With hazards on so you dont get rear ended. :wtf:
when your passenger side window takes 10 minutes to roll up
You security system consist of a sequence of wire wiggling, relay jiggling, pounding on the dash and a quick prayer.
You hit 200k miles and your motor still doesn’t need a rebuild.
Everytime you get pulled over the officer assumes that you are a kid even after he looked at your driver’s license.
Your struts are so worn people think you lowered your car.
You keep a list on your computer of what is wrong with your car. (btw I need to take a few items of my list)
when your friends like the way your car handles.
+21478325
ALL of my friends, regardless of what they drive, want their cars to handle like my teg. I tell them “A couple grand of suspension work and we might be into something.”
You know you are in a DA when everytime you go to shift into 5th, you smash the shift knob into your passenger’s knee cap.
haha that’s so true!
you can take the front bumper off in less then 1min 30sec…
-When your car is parked behind a f150, you say “dude where’s my car?”
-When there is a crack on the windsheild, but you dont want to replace it because it will just happen again.
-When friends that normaly drive 5.0 mustangs drive your car around the block and say “damn thats light”
-When you still park far away in fear of people touching your car and door dings.
-When you try to explain to your muscle car loving friends that your car is “heavy”
- when girls tell you that your car is ugly because it doesnt have big rims on it.
-you take off everything possible i mean EVERYTHING to decrease weight and your car still weighs 2520lbs. with you in it.
-when g2ic is your home page.
-You find yourself using random home improvement parts to add horsepower…(dryer hose, pvc etc…)lol
-haha…i too have slugged my friends kneecap while quickly shifting into 5th gear.
I use to slam the shifter in to my friends knees all the time…
2500-2600 lbs is only heavy in Honda talk.
BTW, I must be the only one with a non leaking gen2. We had a ton of rain over the last few weeks and I’ve been keeping a close eye on it. Passenger carpet is dry(and I even pulled it back to look) and the hatch is dry. It has 213K on it. All the weatherstrip looks perfect.
- when ur girl sees a riced out teg and say thats nice u should do that to ur teg
-when you keep spare main relays.
i hit pass knees in 5th all the time
-when all the seat foam from the bottom left hand corner is all over the seat.
-when you want to race the kid with the sohc vtec becuz he swears it is fast.
-when ppl ask whatt you drive u say old skool intgra,honda, or even integra. never refered to as an “acura”
-when you say u have an acura and ppl look like well…okay
-when you ignition coil or igniter leaves you on the side of the highway
-when you consider a dc in thought of more reliablity.
-when you love your teg the same amount as ur gurl.lol hahaha
-whenever u hear a noise or anything go wrong you hit the search button on g2ic and search the problem 1st b4 asking…YOU ARE NOT A STUPID NOOB!
-when you’re a girl with a nice Integra, that doesn’t squeak or rattle, and all your male friends are jealous 
There’s g2s that don’t squeak or rattle? :think: 
…when people spy a new part on your car and ask you what car it came from.
No, some people either have bad hearing, need to turn down the radio, drive on perfectly smooth roads, are in complete denial, or all of the above. Even after replacing evey bushing in my suspension, there is still all kinds of noise when driving down the dirt/gravel road to my house (more of them coming from other parts of the car now, but still…).
Bacardi, are you saying that your car or you dont squeek and rattle?
-a girl in a Honda Civic is just a girl… A girl in an Integra is a WOMAN…
WINNER!!!
…you decide to replace something and take 2 days to spray PB Blaster beforehand
…the super rice can cat back you bought years ago is welcome for the 3mpg gain you get now and has actually paid itself off
…you lost track of the plastic panels under the engine long ago
…your g/f scolded you for buying a car with over 100k and she wishes you luck daily now that its over 200k yet she insists you get something reliable
…you plan to replace your teg with another g2 so you dont loose money on all the preformace parts you bolted on
…even when the back half is spraypainted and “to be painted someday” your friends still compliment you on how nice your teg looks compared to their cars