“Devious said this”.
You know you’re in a DB1 when people ask if you drift it.
…when you think that lowering your car on tenzo-r springs is doing it “the right way” :sipread:
Amen to that.
…you toggle the a/c on and off as you drive.
when your cruising on the freeway at 80mph and the rpm is all the way up to 4000
Oh please. Yeah, my car has COSMETIC damage. Otherwise, the engine, frame, and underbody are in wonderful condition. I need to find a red parts car and replace those panels, and it’ll look good in the back again. Just because it’s scraped up doesn’t mean the rest of it is junk - THINK! :roll:
- when youre driving down the road and the hatch wont stop squeaking
- when you shove drinks between the ebrake handle and the seat
- when your passengers complain theyre baking in the back seat
- when your passengers complain they cant hear shit because the speaker is directly behind their head
- when your car smells like mildew
- when your windows are fogged in the morning
- when you hear your antenna go click click click when it goes down
- when you have to roll down your window, open your sunroof, roll the window back up, and close the sunroof just to keep it from leaking air
- when youre kicking it with some of the coolest cats around
you know your in a da when
your sitting in a parking lot waiting for your friends and about 15 other da’s pull up and park next to you and they all got g2ic stickers in the windows and it just turned into a mini meet
…or other Hondas always park next to you 
Oh please. Yeah, my car has COSMETIC damage. Otherwise, the engine, frame, and underbody are in wonderful condition. I need to find a red parts car and replace those panels, and it’ll look good in the back again. Just because it’s scraped up doesn’t mean the rest of it is junk - THINK!
Think? I think your retarded. Who the hell has a car that fucked up and still thinks everyone is jealous of her nice car? Who cares what condition the rest of your car is in when part of it is that fucked up? Everyones car is nice if you just dont look at the fucked up parts. :bang:
And its not like thats a few scratches, that car would be totalled if you went and made a insurance claim when that happened. I just find it hilarious that you think your friends are all jealous because you have a stock, wrecked G2. They must drive some real pieces of shit then.
:owned:
You know you’re in a DA…
…when you get in after a quick dinner and your passenger asks, “Where are your cup holders?” and you smile as you hand them your drink.
…when you get into your car and burn your side on the metal support rail that has lost all the padding from getting rubbed against for sixteen years.
…when your passenger tries to jack the driver side arm rest as their own.
…when you press your climate control buttons, balance them and repress them just to get it to light up.
…when you roll up and someone says, “Damn, your ish is clean. I’ve always loved that body style.” Or is that just a nod to me? lol
Trish “Yes, it’s mine”
- When you get in after a quick dinner and your passenger asks, “Where are your cup holders?” and you smile as you hand them your drink.
Just last week me and my girl went and got some food. She asked me why the hell my car doesnt have cupholders and why I dont get some. I just smiled as I handed her my drink and said “I dont know what your talking about, my cupholder works fine”. :giggle:
You get pulled over by a trooper because he recognizes your car as the one he sold ten years ago and is amazed that it’s still on the road.
When you get followed by previous owners trying to see if your car was thiers but you’re so paranoid about thieves you leave them in the dust in fear of getting jacked.
u know your a da owner when you spend 3 hours on the internet, and youf gf asks
“are u done looking at car porn?”
lolz
…when you tell all your friends you’re selling the car, and when someone says they want to buy it, you change your mind. DA LOVE
…you drive a badgeless car and every ricer asks if its an accord or prelude.
…you’re scared to take long trips 'cause you dont know if it will be covered by your AAA+ 100 mile tow package.
…you actually have to get some insurace that will tow your car that far free of charge lol.
…you make up a different excuse for that AAA because they dont tow for the same thing more than once.
…you spend more $ a year on repairs and modifications than the car was worth when you bought it.
…you take it to the 1/8 mile track so often the announcer remembers how many imports you left in the dust last weekend and lines you up with 6 second mustangs to make a fool out of you. 
…you have memorized exactly what tools(sizes, specialty, ect…) you’ll need for any repair.
…when even your neighbors know the distinct sound of your car pulling in/out of the neighborhood 200 yards away. “i heard you leave at 10:30 lastnight john, slow down.” haha vtec owns
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…when you’ve been saving up to to your suspension (the right way) for awhile and both your radiator AND clutch break within a period of 6 days.
pwnd.
this thread is hysterical
when you spend days coming up with new stuff for this thread
you know you’re in a da when…
your girl thinks you’re in a bad mood cuz you haven’t spoken for 10 mins when you’re just trying to figure out what that sound was…
:lol: I’ve been there many times then usually get some lovin to change my “bad” mood