you know your in a da when
you drive down the road and everytime you shift into third gear you hear this grinding sound and feel the shifter fight you as it chews up more of your syncros going into third gear
eek…glad that isn’t happening to me :uhoh:
when you get pulled over by the cops, and are asked why you dont’ buy a new car
:fuckthepolice:
when you drive your friends car or a rental and feel like the car is on stilts
when you go to put the passenger window up and you have to hit the button 3 times
hahaha This thread is awesome.
The one that got me weak was the gas gauge going down faster after it hits the half mark. I’ve gotten 170 miles at half mark thinking I’m gonna get over 300 miles before having to fill up again. Then I hit 220-ish and gas light comes on.
…how about in the summer when you always leave your windows down. Then you drive someone else’s car and when you open their door you bust your lip open because of the window frame…happened to me 3 times
One day “you’re in a fight” when you’re stranded on the side of the road because of some $14 part (which you could have easily fixed by reading teg tips) failing. The next day you’re praising the car and saying how much you love it , after you pull the move of your life on the highway (narrowly avioding being run over by the 18 wheeler that didnt see you because of the drop stock 15 year old suspension gives you , then mashing the gas and overtaking 5 cars in the merge lane like they were standing still)
You know you are in a DA when the ABS light comes on 2 minutes after you start the car.
You know you are in a integra when the cop pulls you over instead of any of the other 2 or more cars that were beside you.
You know you own a DA when all the chicks think your car is almost new and tell you its a nice car when its actually 15 years old but you just have taken care of it to keep its sex appeal.
You know you are in a integra when your friends that are over 5’ 10" complain that their head hits the sealing when sitting on the back seat.
when your fat friends arm hits you when shifting and you can’t get it into 5th gear without them moving there legs
When your car and the girl hitting on you are the same age
When you know the sexual positions that are possible by adjusting the seats and dropping the hatch cover outside.
You know your in a DB/DA when friends ask you were your Hood Squirters are for the windshield…
Or…When ever it rains or you wash it and water gets in the rear lights and the 1pc Head lights aswell.
Or…When you click the Winshiled Wipers once and they get stuck half way while you sit and wait for them to move on there own but they don’t…So then you have to click all the way to fastest level in order for them to go back down, but then making sure all in the same time that the Window Wipers go down far enouph to were you can’t see them…LOL
Or…When now all you wanna do is Cutt Holes in your perfect fender to be like every one else with Side Markers cuz you can’t find a clean set of JDM onze…
Or when most of the parts that you have put on her are from EBAY, and friends lauph, cause they don’t believe you.
Or…When you fight with the girlfriend cuz she wants to throw all the OEM parts that are in the garage yet you say that maybe one day you will sell or use again…
…when the odometer turns over 150,000 miles and you think she’s got at least another 50,000 trouble free miles to go.
…when you spend more money replacing worn interior parts and accessories than you spend on the engine
when you get out of the car and you have to push yourself up off of the door sil
when your idle fluctuates and sometimes feels like its going to die.
Not to be an ass…but
I’ve seen less than 15 “DA specific” items in these 9 pages…
READ
I agree, we should do a top 20 You know youre in a DA when…
you end up not drinking the kink sized soda from burger king because you forget its a drink as you hold it down and use it as a arm rest at the same time.
:wtf:
and i also agree with lilrickps2 because only about half of these apply to me but maybe its because i dont actually drive a DA. i’ve got a DB2
edit: oh and also i would just like to add that i love smashing my friends knees when i shift into 5th. i figure it serves them right for sitting like that hahahha
Originally Posted by pizzaman
When your car and the girl hitting on you are the same age
Yikes… that would be like the kids babysitter hitting on me. :think: Thats not good…
yea…Thankfully our cars weren’t built prior to 1955