whose dick is in your hand this time?
[QUOTE=Tarantado;2197954]1 four loko you be up there
2 four loko you is out!!![/QUOTE]
Right around X-mas I went to a house party near Loyola Marymount University. A friend of one of the people in the group I was with said the following:
“You know you’re classy when you take your birth control pill with 4LOKO.”
She then popped her pill, took a sip of 4LOKO, then chased with some Jameson.
Hot potato hot potato, potato potato potato… GOD i hate that song,why did you have to remind me??
LOL i had an incident like this the other day…NOC rolled back “some software” and ended up killing connectivity in multiple sites. I had probably 4 new tickets just in the morning cause of it. But they all resolved themselves once the NOC got things fixed on their end.
shhhh…family guy is on
why’s the sky blue?
Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
FUCK!!!
I bumped my head.
I parked crooked today.
Twice.
I’m not very happy about it.
These guys took about 3 or 4 days to pull new cable, and have been back at least 5 times to fix it.
A light bulb in my kitchen exploded last night.
[QUOTE=Stu;2198050]I parked crooked today.
Twice.
I’m not very happy about it.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha. You gonna get some HARD PARKER stickers?
Thuggish. GG.
Good morning everyone.
good afternoon.
Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit.
my girlfriend says she hates me 
Just put it in her butt.:horny:
Still haven’t dipped. Not chewing the nicorette gum anymore either. Heavens to Murgatroyd, I think I’ve done it.
damn right!
Sick of the constant baby mama drama. 8 more years to go…
Word. Just put a deposit on a new build yesterday. I’m gonna be soooo broke for the next year or more… sigh $330k home on single income. fml.