You’re not the only one man,i have 13 years to go. And i just found out my Ex is trying to get child support “AGAIN” in another county when shit lost the fist one do to not letting me see, nor have anything to do with my baby. But she fucked up bad this time as she claimed she served me but i never got nothing from her. She thought that me and my old roommate don’t talk and told the judge she served me at his house knowing i haven’t lived there for over a year. My friend called me letting me know and i called the courts to explain to them what she tried to do.
Plus she’s getting welfare for both her kids when living with her boyfriend,and her little boy is his.
Well, the good news is that your mortage is likely going to be less than what it would cost to rent a similar place. I considered renting my friends SW townhouse when we moved here, but as it turns out buying an older house in the NE was cheaper, with an oversize double garage to boot!
so i had an altercation with a off duty cop today…he ran me off the road (literally) weaving in and out of traffic while i had my girl in the back seat with my month and a half old nephew…wen we approached a light i cussed him out and threw quarters at him and his wife… and told him to chill the fuck out cause i had a baby in the car…he replied “o yea…let me show you who the fuck i am” and he whipped out his badge…ooo weeee…so my girl called 911 and 2 miles later another cop pulled him over…so wen i walked up to the other cop, he said " when he came around the corner he was only doing 63mph. i cant give him a ticket for that". i said "thats bullshit because first off all my girl didnt say he was speeding…she called and told them that he was driving reckless plus i was doing 65mph and he was wayyyy the fuck up the road’ and walked away…i knew once he showed him his license and registration he was going to get let go cause he was a cop…fuck cops!!! some are cool as shit but the rest 99.9% are bitch faggets:getsome::getsome::getsome:
My BM schedule changed and I don’t like it!
i over heard this guy say “HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GIRL GETTING YEAST INFECTION FROM EATING TOO MUCH BREAD?!”
400lbs male pcp addicted “charity case” came in for a shoulder surgery. Lied to the doctors and intake staff about when he lasted used. Woke up in the recovery area like Arnold in Total Recall when he thinks that his cover has been blown. It took 2 orderlies , 5 doctors , 4 nurses, elephant sized doses of paralytics and the “michael jackson special” as well as a skillfully applied “non department approved” chokehold , applied be me, to restrain him. This was after he trashed a private room, flipped over a stretcher, and dragged me and several others halfway way across the facility. Oh yeah he was completely naked, his left arm was pinned to his chest in a sling, he was attached to a bunch of monitors. He also managed to cough up a ton of blood all over the parties involved and pretty much anything in his path floor to ceiling. Goodtimes.
Cop-“I stopped you for the side windows being tinted,i can’t even see you inside the car”
Me-:“yeah i know,I’m going to the shop now to get it removed”
Cop-“i seen you looking at me,so i thought I’d stop you just to let you know”
Me-But i thought you couldn’t see me?
Cop-“Good point,you have a nice day sir”
Yes this truly happened to me.lol
And the one that happened to my friend yesterday
Cop- so you draggin in this thing?" no I still got the stock motor" cop- no I mean over bumps
Did you put it in his butt?
At least they’re educated enough to know how to properly spell faggot. Faggot.
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cop- so you draggin in this thing?" no i still got the stock motor" cop- no i mean over bumps[/quote]
At least they’re educated enough to know how to properly spell faggot. Faggot.
faggot, faggit, fagget, cops, homosexual, gay, gays, all the same thing
armedferret, dook!, assault rifle, black cavalier, Omaha license plate frame, clear coat on trunk…
Today a guy walked up to me at the store to talk about my car,he himself was driving a lower honda civic hatch.
I talk to him about my car and all and pop the hood to show him my swap.
GUY-“WTF kind of motor is that?”
ME-“Its a JDM GSR swap”
GUY-“why the hell put a Honda motor in an Acura?”
ME-Ummmmm,i got to go man,ill see you around.
somebody left an empty paper towel roll and didn’t replace it…grrrr
found some old pics of my teg. makes me miss it.
lol 1999, right before I bought my teg.
Jay needs to upgrade.
Kyle–it’s not an assault rifle, it’s semi auto only. 
and what clearcoat are you talking about? I don’t have any on my trunk. :giggle:
[QUOTE=Ban Births;2199032]found some old pics of my teg. makes me miss it.
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Dang.
The Vigor spoiler looked good.
grrr, i HATE it when I meant to send something via direct message to a twitter friend and i FORGET to put the ‘D’ in front, causing it to go out to everyone!!!
F…
" if you think your lonely now, wait until tonite"
Bobby Womack