stole the topic from ti.net
here’s mine:
auto related
drilled hole through gas tank.
wheel fell off and rolled into opposing traffic for about a quarter mile. either because the shop broke one of my studs or i failed to tighten the remaining 3 enough.
muffler fell off in street. clamps not secure enough.
jack slipped, dented the side, but not really visible.
car too low, bottomed out hard a few times, went home to readjust coilovers.
broke bleeder valve, good thing i had a spare integra waiting for the insurance to tow away.
forgot oil cap, oil spewed under hood.
bent valve- few days after my first valve adjustment. not 100% sure if that was the cause.
overtorque’d valve cover nuts.
broke hose at bottom of pcv valve while handling the intake manifold. had to route a new one.
forgot a bushing/plate or two on front shocks, rod shot up through engine bay, good thing it didnt pop through hood.
-various stripped nuts, broken bolts, cracked plastic, lost nuts, broken clips, etc.
audio related
shorted cap, giant fireball in face, friend behind me jumped back.
blew kicker L7
tore weatherstripping while trying to fit box in trunk
-various miswiring’s, shorts, blown fuses, etc.
*overall: various cuts, bruises, bloody tools/parts, sun burns, horrid tan lines, etc.
wow i never realized what a huge moron i am!